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$6,800 Monster Hunting Gear
by Johnny on Aug.25, 2010, under Links
For a mere $6,800 you can purchase a set of the only speaker cables in the world that can hog-tie a Manticore… don’t believe me? Check out the Amazon review:
If there is one cable I would whole-heartedly trust to my Chimera-hunting needs, this would be the cable. No other cable has the tensile strength to properly and efficiently garrote a lycanthrope, asphyxiate an Esquilax or even gag a mermaid. Last week, using my trusty AudioQuest K2 (retrofitted with lead weights, bright orange latex paint and a generous coating of crushed glass stolen from the window of an abandoned church at midnight), I managed to snuff 3 golden unicorns in swift succession!
Pros: Quickly tears through scales, fur, bone, and adamantium with ease
Coils and uncoils from hip holster (optional) quickly and quietly
For a product fabricated from 1,000 Onyx Dragon fetuses, the price is unbelievably reasonable!
Cons: Shipping from the R’lyeh took far too long
Doesn’t come in 10′ lengths (which would be perfect for hydra, cerberii and other multi-headed creatures)
After every use, I can feel 6 ounces of my soul slipping from my core into the ether. But this may be due to the fact that I prefer to work without gloves. YMMV.
Overall, I would recommend that any hunter buy one, nay, two, of these immediately, and experience the difference that upgrading to the K2 will make in your next quest!
Read more reviews here.
I wonder if the effectiveness of the cables is enhanced when you wear a Three Wolf Moon t-shirt?
Oddly, I can’t find any info in regards to the cables effectiveness when used with speakers.
YouTube Shenanigans
by Johnny on Jun.02, 2010, under Links
I was on YouTube attempting to watch a Brental Floss video about Dr. Mario, but someone flagged the video as inappropriate. (protip: it kind of is.) So I was asked to confirm my age. When I attempted to do this, I was called out by YouTube.
They claimed Shenanigans!
